Buy, buy Miss American Pie…
Blog Guy, do you have a personal guiding philosophy of life? You know, three or four words that express your world view?
Wow! What did it say? What is this new moral compass that guides your spiritual essence?
“Pie…the Perfect Gift.”
That’s it? Pie…the Perfect Gift?
Yep. I was like blown away by the truth and wisdom of it. It’s so zen. Who doesn’t want the gift of pie? Be they Democrat or Republican, be it fruit or cream or custard, key lime, lemon meringue, chocolate….
Did this life-changing catalog offer any other beacons of light?
Yes. It also said, “Warm your heart with pie!”
Okay, I get it. Maybe a nice strawberry rhubarb?
RHUBARB? Is that what you said? What the hell is WRONG with you? Are you sick? Crap, some people can ruin ANYTHING!
Top: President-elect Barack Obama orders a slice of cherry pie with his lunch at Manny’s Coffee Shop and Deli in Chicago, November 21, 2008. REUTERS/Frank Polich
Right: Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann holds up a box with an apple pie to give away to the audience at the Republicans of Black Hawk County Dinner in Waterloo, Iowa, August 14, 2011. REUTERS/Jim Young