Comments on: You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle? http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/ News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417695 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:19:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417695 I humbly offer a haiku:

A sperm bank cyclist
Going on his daily rounds
From banks to clinics

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By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417694 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:17:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417694 Attractive woman at party: So, what do you do?
Alan Dowden: I’m a biological analyst.
Woman: What do you analyze?
Alan Dowden: Umm, well, I’m also a cyclist.
Woman: Really? Professional? Do you compete?
Alan Dowden: Not really. I deliver sperm.
Woman: All men do, but few would actually call it “making a living,” although some call it “making a baby.”

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By: iflydaplanes http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417691 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:55:13 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417691 —sigh— I remember my first “Hustler” magazine. I had to ride my bike to the store to buy it.

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By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417668 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:24:57 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417668 @Shra: Yes, he’s cute, but I’m not going to comment on his sperm.

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By: Shra http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417659 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:08:29 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417659 Am I the only one who thinks he is cute?

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By: Onedoor http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417658 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:10:25 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417658 @Nosmo: You’re evil (and I’m still laughing!).

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By: Onedoor http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417657 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:09:27 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417657 @Nosmo: You’re evil (and I’m still laughing!).

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By: GeorgiaPeach http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417654 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:24:39 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417654 I agree with CG…YUCK!

file this under jobs I’m glad I don’t have. Sperm Bank Cyclist. I bet that will draw some attention on a résumé.

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By: CrowGirl http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417651 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:43:49 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417651 @Nosmo – ew!

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By: AllThatJazz http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/11/16/you-feelin-fertile-myrtle/comment-page-1/#comment-417646 Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:55:40 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=71069#comment-417646 I think they should have gone with an electric Smart car. You could come up with all sorts of neat (suggestive) slogans for it, and it probably would have cost the same as the bike!

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