Comments on: You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle?

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:19:11 +0000

I humbly offer a haiku:

A sperm bank cyclist
Going on his daily rounds
From banks to clinics

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:17:11 +0000

Attractive woman at party: So, what do you do?
Alan Dowden: I’m a biological analyst.
Woman: What do you analyze?
Alan Dowden: Umm, well, I’m also a cyclist.
Woman: Really? Professional? Do you compete?
Alan Dowden: Not really. I deliver sperm.
Woman: All men do, but few would actually call it “making a living,” although some call it “making a baby.”

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:55:13 +0000

—sigh— I remember my first “Hustler” magazine. I had to ride my bike to the store to buy it.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:24:57 +0000

@Shra: Yes, he’s cute, but I’m not going to comment on his sperm.

By: Shra

Shra — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 08:08:29 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks he is cute?

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:10:25 +0000

@Nosmo: You’re evil (and I’m still laughing!).

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:09:27 +0000

@Nosmo: You’re evil (and I’m still laughing!).

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:24:39 +0000

I agree with CG…YUCK!

file this under jobs I’m glad I don’t have. Sperm Bank Cyclist. I bet that will draw some attention on a résumé.

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:43:49 +0000

@Nosmo – ew!

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:55:40 +0000

I think they should have gone with an electric Smart car. You could come up with all sorts of neat (suggestive) slogans for it, and it probably would have cost the same as the bike!