News, but not the serious kind
You’re Putin that drill in my mouth?
Blog Guy, you haven’t updated us on Ronald Basler recently. You remember, you keep getting his spam at your e-mail address?
Things seemed to be looking better for him the last time, what with getting a Russian bride and taking a Napa getaway and everything.
On the one hand, it looks like somebody will pay him to take surveys, he may get his book published and he could be driving a flashy new BMW.
But he also needs to get his windows replaced, and he’s been asked to join a “Prozac lawsuit.” That can’t be good.
The worst thing is, it seems he wants photos of single women, so I feel very sorry for his Russian bride.
Not so fast. I’ve checked out that policy and while it is indeed affordable, you have to get the dental work done by Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.
Ah, so you’re saying if Putin finds out how Ronald is treating his Russian bride while he’s holding painful dental tools…
Exactly. Ronald may need to learn Russian really fast. Good thing there’s some spam about that, too…
Top: Actual spam
Left: Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin (L) holds a dental drill as he jokes with Governor of Belgorod region Yevgeny Savchenko at a dental room of a local hospital in the village of Golovchino in Belgorod region November 15, 2011. REUTERS/Alexei Nikolsky/RIA Novosti/Pool
Right: A model stands in front of BMWs during the Luxury Auto Show in Budapest, October 18, 2007. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai