News, but not the serious kind
The worst fashions? Manure couture…
Blog Guy, I mainly come here for your coverage of really bad fashion. You do show us ALL the worst creations, right?
Wait a second, Blog Guy. Nobody asked you to protect us.
We can take it, no matter how bad it is. We DEMAND to see the worst runway designs this year, and we want to see them now!
But I don’t think…
Don’t make me go to your boss, Blog Guy.
Okay, you asked for it.
Up at the top we have Hulga, sporting a bighorn sheep hairstyle, made possible by 4,260 rubber bands. She hasn’t blinked in a week.
Oh my God!
And here, on the right, we have an actual item from a women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection” in Paris. It appears to have been designed largely for survival in case your plane makes an emergency water landing.
I’ve been sitting on this photo since last March, because it is virtually indescribable. I will say that my favorite thing about it is that the model is wearing a navel ring, as if anybody on earth is going to care.
No! Take these away, Blog Guy! I need eye bleach!
Sorry, pal. You can’t put the genie back in the, you know, genie shredder or however that saying goes…
A models presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Julia Aysina during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 20, 2011. REUTERS/Konstantin Chernichkin
A model presents a creation from designer Carlos Diez’s Spring/Summer 2012 collection during Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week September 19, 2011. REUTERS/Susana Vera
A model presents a creation by Japanese designer Dai Fujiwara for fashion house Issey Miyake as part of his Fall-Winter 2011/2012 women’s ready-to-wear fashion collection during Paris Fashion Week March 4, 2011. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier