News, but not the serious kind
Hire me! I can be a better vetter!
Hey Blog Guy, I don’t get out very much. Can you explain what these guys in this picture are doing?
Yes, the caption says they’re vetting dancers before the opening of an Erotica show.
Excuse me? They’re doing what?
That’s an actual JOB?
Sure, but Exotic Dance Vetting is tougher than it looks, because the minute the vetter seems to be enjoying it, he’s fired.
You take this poor guy here on the right. He’s a veteran vetter, yet he’s biting through his lower lip and his forehead is changing shape. Soon, steam will shoot from his ears.
What’s more, you’ll notice the entire front row of vetters has already left in disgrace. Trust me, this isn’t easy work.
Blog Guy, this still sounds like the best career path in the world. Do you know of anything better?
I guess not, unless you can get this dude’s job.
Police and council officials watch to vet dancers before the opening of Erotica 2011, London, November 17. REUTERS/Paul Hackett