News, but not the serious kind
Want something that’s bad for you, Mr. President?
Hi there, waitress, we’re the Corkery family, and we’ll be having your family-style breakfast special, where the whole family eats for for $22.95. I’ll have the…
Obama? Hah! I’m Floyd Corkery, but I do hear that a lot. People seem to think I look a little like the president.
So, waitress, the rest of my family will all have the egg-white asparagus omelets, and I’ll have El Gordo, the cheese-covered breakfast burrito, with the beer batter fries and barbecue sauce, and on the side, some maple…
Mr. Corkery, will you be ordering anything for those gentlemen over there in the black suits with the sunglasses and guns?
Nah, they’re good. But look, if a muscular lady who looks like my wife walks in here, then this kid in the green shirt is the one having the burrito, you undertand?
President Barack Obama sits down with the Corkery family for breakfast in Julien’s Corner Kitchen in Manchester, New Hampshire November 22, 2011. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque