News, but not the serious kind
A chance to arm-wrestle WHO?
Blog Guy, have you planned any special holiday events for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop in Washington, DC?
Plus, This week is our “Arm-Wrestle the First Lady” event, as you can see in the top photo.
Really? It surprises me that Michelle would participate in something like that at your museum, what with her commitment to eating healthy.
Oh. Well, she may have gotten the idea that it’s for charity, and we may have used our stationery that doesn’t mention doughnuts.
Don’t get me started. First we built it out of straw, and it blew down. Then we rebuilt it with sticks, and it came down again, so I gave up.
Wait a minute, Blog Guy. You seem to be following the story of “The Three Little Pigs.” Why haven’t you rebuilt it once more with bricks, so it will last?
BRICKS? Oh, thanks a whole lot for the spoiler, slick. You can just forget about EVER arm-wrestling Michelle Obama!
Right: Former Olympus Chief Executive Michael Woodford gestures as he describes an accounting scandal at the company during the Economist magazine’s event in Tokyo, November 24, 2011. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon
Left: A bandsman sticks out his tongue during the 12th of July parades along Donegal Street in Belfast July 12, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton