When party smalltalk gets out of control
Blog Guy, I have a very specific fashion need and I hope you can help with it.
Excuse me. Back up just a minute. You become SO offensive that upscale guests at festive Christmas parties want to punch you out? Is that what you’re saying?
Yes. I’ve never understood why they’re so sensitive, you stupid dumbass.
I think I’m starting to understand. Well, this season you’re in luck. Obnoxious women by the thousands have been flocking to a designer who makes this chic protective helmet called the “Holiday Punch Bowl.”
As you can see in these pictures, the headgear is stylish and alluring.
Not only will it protect you from your own inexcusable behavior, it also allows you to leave the party on a motorcycle, and even to go to a construction site, without ever changing clothes.
Is this helmet bullet-proof?
Models present creations by Georgian designer Lasha Mdinaradze at Tbilisi Fashion Week, November 24, 2011. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili