Have you never SEEN decorations, Mr. President?
Honey, was that the doorbell? Could you see who it is, please?
Yeah. He’s here for some kind of a surprise inspection of our Christmas decorations.
Oh crap, it’s decoration inspection time already? Quick, put a plate of shiny Christmas balls on the table, and I’ll get our holiday mugs. Maybe that”ll satisfy him.
Where’s that damned little tree, and that snowman for the wall?
Well, he IS the president, so be patient. Say, why did you put out that extra Christmas place mat?
I figured the pope might drop by, too. This IS Scranton, Baby!
President Barack Obama talks with Patrick and Donna Festa in their Scranton, Pennsylvania home November 30, 2011. Obama was in Scranton to urge Congress to extend and expand the payroll tax cuts. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque