Comments on: He’s making a list, and Czeching it twice…

By: Shra

Shra — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:35:08 +0000

Now that I am being laid off from my job as OE’s Taser Weilder and Zapper, I am sad.
However, until the last day of this blog (and my last day) you shall NOT learn and you shall NOT teach!

Any serious commentators are seriously, NOT welcome!

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:45:57 +0000

Did someone misread the job ad for ‘Santa’s Little Helper to be ‘Satan’s Little Helper’?

That would also explain the guy just out of shot dressed as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Orc.

By: Moonshine

Moonshine — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 13:37:38 +0000

@jclimacus081: c) facing work without the OEB while co-workers discuss the doings on Keeping up with the Kardashians….
…Egads! This is as bad a prediction as the one ol’ Jake revealed to Eb Scrooge.

Bah! Humbug! To borrow a line (amended) from Charlie D.: “Why show me this, if I am past all hope!…I will honour BG and the OEB in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!”

(@ifly – 4th Stage of Grief, ya think?)

By: Shra

Shra — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:57:21 +0000

Lol, that was a good one,Frisco.
And the Czechs need to be checking themselves.
Keep the scares for Halloween please.

By: FriscoJohn

FriscoJohn — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:38:29 +0000

Your headline reminded me of the old joke about the Prague smuggler who hide people in suits of armor. When asked where his human cargo was, he’d shrug and say “The Czech is in the mail.”

Ba-dum-dum.

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:23:50 +0000

I am warped enough from Christmas here; St. Nick and the Devil would have nudged me right over the edge.

Czech your childhood phobias here!
Leave them at the door.
Christmas is coming, have no fear.
Be merry ever more.

By: jclimacus081

jclimacus081 — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:00:17 +0000

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m telling you why

Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague
Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague
Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague

He’s making you all blue, blue
He’s looking cold as ice
He’s gonna give you
A complex for life

Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague
Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague
Satan Claus is comin’ to Prague

He sees you in your stroller
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So grab that Xanax quick!

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:19:27 +0000

How much coal do they give you? Given the price of coal, I’m willing to admit to badness.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:33:05 +0000

Ok so that stuff I said yesterday about your puns not being all that great? You know I didn’t mean that right? Yeah, you know I was just upset and all. I do think your puns are really good! Czeching it twice? Golden! You deserve a huzzah for that! See what I did there? You think “huzzah” should be used more right? It’s one of your favorite words? So if you stay I promise I will use those words more! Hell, I will even open my own haberdashery and name it Huzzah! But you can’t leave ok? I will open up a haberdashery if you stay! Deal?

Third Stage of Grief: Bargaining.

By: Bandage

Bandage — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:49:17 +0000

Holy crow! That kid in the second picture looks like he’s ready to dive off his dad’s shoulders he’s so scared!