Oddly Enough Blog

Who’s the Jurk with the accordion?

August 11, 2009

Blog Guy, please help settle an argument. My girlfriend says that in some countries, accordion players can actually run for public office. I think she’s wrong.  I know you have written about the accordion problem in the past, and thought maybe you could shed some light.

A goofy Thanksgiving to all!

November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving, Blog Guy!

Thanks, and the same to you and to all my readers.

So what are you thankful for This Thanksgiving?

Me? I’m feeling very blessed to be surrounded by my dear family and great friends.

The sound of family getting closer…

January 25, 2011

NFL/

Blog Guy, it’s me, the private detective you hired to track down your birth family when you found out you were adopted. I have great news for you!

Ve haff vays to make you talk!

January 18, 2011

torture miss america 490

Okay Blog Guy, tell us the location of the troops…

No way! You’ll NEVER make me betray my country!

Oh, so you’re a tough guy, huh? Suppose we cram brussel sprouts down your throat and make you watch “Jersey Shore?”

Thanks, so this is sort of like a Grammy?

December 14, 2010

NORWAY/

Blog Guy, do you still arrange those fantasy photos for your readers?

Yeah, as long as my budget holds out. What do you have in mind?

AUSTRALIA/Okay. I’m seeing, uh, Oprah….

Yikes, Oprah? She charges $30 an hour for fantasy shoots! What’s she doing in your fantasy?

Five seconds more, I’m goin’ postal!

September 22, 2010

dalai lama accordion 490

Blog Guy, I’ve noticed you often use pictures of the Dalai Lama in your blog. He’s always smiling, and he seems to have true inner peace.

Everybody must get droned!

September 3, 2010

Blog Guy, I was interested in your recent post about music in Hell. You painted a nightmarish picture of nonstop accordions and bagpipes droning everywhere. Anyway, I have a question. Is there adequate parking in Hell, or do you have to spend all your time looking for a space?

What the Hell is that sound?

July 13, 2010

USA/

Blog Guy, can you answer a theological question for me?

I don’t see why not.

hell accordion 200Do you think there’s music in Hell?

I know for certain there is, and I have a very clear vision of what the big orchestra there sounds like. It’s not like anything you’d find on earth.

This just about clinches it, I’m in hell…

June 22, 2010

SOCCER-WORLD/

Hey Blog Guy, let’s play a game. What’s the very, very worst thing you can imagine doing right now?

Work in Hell, get weekends off

June 7, 2010

BELARUS/

Blog Guy, I want to enlist in the military, but I need to be sure I’m in the most bad-ass, macho, kick-butt outfit my country has to offer. So what should I ask for? Afghanistan? Iraq?