Oddly Enough Blog

If Lego made shoes for women…

July 26, 2011

Lamar, you said you had a hot new fashion design to show me. I’m skeptical after that nutty lingerie thing a few days ago, but I’m listening.

Those are some pretty big shoes to fill

February 12, 2011

Blog Guy, you’re obviously a very cosmopolitan dude, a citizen of the world, right?

World’s ugliest shoes? Quite a feet!

September 28, 2010

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Lamar, I put you in charge of creating our label’s signature new shoe for spring. Our competition is the Holy Grail of of shoes, the stiletto in the top photo. The stuff dreams are made of. Sleek, sensual, five straps, platform soles, 14-inch heels. Lusty Cherry Red!

She’s choking! Save the shoes!

March 2, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m dating a fashion model…

Hey, that must be neat.

fashion heimlich crop 260It is, but I worry. She eats so little, and sometimes a raisin or a pea will go down the wrong way and she starts to choke.

My shoes match! I have to go change!

December 11, 2008

Okay, fashion design staffers, there’s a recession on. We have to find a way to squeeze more money out of teenage girls, because they’ll buy ANYTHING!

It’s time to give the oath of office to your shoes…

September 16, 2008

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Blog Guy, a couple of days ago you showed pictures of Sarah Palin’s shoes, and said that was an important part of covering prominent women. That was just a joke, right?

I got the blues in my shoes…

February 5, 2008

smurf-160.jpgYou seem to have close connections to the fashion world, Blog Boy, so I’ll be blunt. I’m a Smurf, and as far as short, troll-like blue creatures are concerned, haute couture ain’t makin’ it!

Ed, did you find my shoes? Ed? Ed?

September 11, 2007

cobra300.jpgWe have a video report that raises sort of a theological question. Who has done more good for mankind – the person who produced shoes festooned with precious gems to sell for $134,000 a pair, or the one who thought of guarding those shoes with a live cobra?

Shoes for the truly footloose…

March 21, 2007

Okay, this photo is from an exhibition called “Reinventing Shoe.” You know the sort of thing – thinking outside the shoebox about style, etc.

The worst fashions? Manure couture…

November 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I mainly come here for your coverage of really bad fashion. You do show us ALL the worst creations, right?