Oh the humanity! Oh the vodka!
Blog Guy, I know you sometimes set up fantasy photos and video shots for your readers. Any money left in your 2009 budget for that stuff?
Yeah, maybe $200,000 or so. That’s a lot. What do you want to see?
I’m a forklift freak. I’ve always wondered how it would look if a really inept forklift driver destroyed a whole warehouse full of booze. I mean, I want it REALLY action-packed!
Hmmm. I know a guy in Russia who can set that up, but we’ve only got one shot at it. In your fantasy, what color is the forklift?
Yellow. For sure.
Can the bottles just have colored water in them?
No chance. It has to be booze or it won’t be realistic.
And all the bottles cave in on the forklift driver? That means I’ll need a stunt guy. This is really gonna cost.
Okay, here it is. I hope you love it, because it wiped out the whole rest of my budget. Enjoy.
Wow, I can’t wait! I’m gonna turn the sound all the way up - it’ll be AWESOME!
Er… You wanted sound?
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