Oddly Enough Blog

It’s even more magical than I remembered!

September 13, 2011

Sure, Doctor, I had a great childhood! I did all the usual stuff. Why do you ask?

Class, get out your rulers…

September 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve heard that the British Royal Family isn’t very well educated. That’s hard to believe, what with being the land of Shakespeare and everything.

Great science projects for your family…

September 12, 2011

Blog Guy, my daughter, Julie, has to do a school project involving transportation. We were thinking about making a little cardboard sled.

Drive slower, Ma, you can’t see over the mushrooms!

September 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve signed up for one of your tours to Krasnoyarsk, that Siberian city you call Wackytown. I’m very excited!

Armored combat for the golden prize…

September 10, 2011

Blog Guy, everybody knows you’ve campaigned against bullfighting and other forms of animal cruelty. It’s safe to say that any event involving animal combat is inhumane, right?

Looking for love? Raise the bar higher!

September 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you are very good at beauty tips. I’m a young woman who would like to meet some guys, and I wonder what I’m doing wrong.

Welcome to the Barney Fife Pistol Range

September 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I hope you can help me. My chiropractor’s beekeeper just gave me a 9 mm pistol for Labor Day, and I’m wondering…

How many floozies live at this address?

September 8, 2011

Alert readers of  this blog will recall my complaints about the U.S. Census last year.

Cocktails with Miss Universe, sir?

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I don’t see how you can cover Miss Universe year after year. It’s so boring, it never changes!

Seeing Libya, from surface to air!

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I could use some of your famous travel advice. With Libya being in the news lately I’d love to go see it, but I’m concerned about getting around. I’m not even sure how to get there. I’ll be starting my trip in Mexico, so I need to get…