Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Lamar, we are very eager to see the new cable car system you’ve designed for our highest mountain, nearly 10,000 feet. May we take off the blindfolds now?
Excuse me, Lamar, it doesn’t look like there’s anyone inside that cable car. My GOD, there are people on TOP of it!
That’s right. That way, there’s a much better view and they can breathe in the mountain air.
Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.
No, I’m as shallow as they come. So is there someplace I can go where my sensitivities won’t be offended?
Blog Guy, I have some extra money this month and I was thinking of trying that online gambling thing. Do you know how it works?
Why sure, you came to the right place. Let’s start with online poker.
I’m dealing each of us a hand right now. Let’s see. You got a pair of queens.
I’ll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate… Nope, that’s not it…
Let’s see, according to IMDB, the movie was shot in ROMANIA? Huh? Well, that’s different. Now I get it! These clever folks have added an element of horror to the story:
Blog Guy, I come to you for all my news about the 2012 presidential race.
Please explain this sentence from a Reuters story about a debate: “But Bachmann, Cain, Gingrich, former Senator Rick Santorum, Representative Thaddeus McCotter and former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson all participated from sites across the country.”
What’s wrong with it?
Who the hell is Gary Johnson? Is he a candidate?
Ah. Good point. I don’t think so. I just Googled “Gary Johnson” and “corn dog” and didn’t get any matches.