Oddly Enough Blog

You’re lacking in your hacking!

August 17, 2011

Lamar, get in my office!

What’s up, Boss?

Look, you’ve had enough time! I told you if you want to make it in journalism, you need to hack into some voice messages, and I want to see what you’ve got. We’re on deadline!

Earn big bucks without knowing anything!

August 17, 2011

I swear, I don’t know why I keep getting suckered by these lame “list” stories. For instance, Ten Jobs that Don’t Require a Degree.

Giving us the creeps?

August 16, 2011

Blog Guy, last week you wrote about an opinion poll naming Casey Anthony the “most hated person in America.”

Eat it off the stick, Rick!

August 16, 2011

Blog Guy, when Michele Bachmann came out ahead in that Iowa straw poll thing you did a pithy analysis attributing the success to eating a corn dog in public. So where does that leave the newest candidate, Texas Governor Rick Perry, who didn’t compete in the Iowa event? Is he home free?

Honey, I’m on my way!

August 15, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.

Von Trapped with no way out?

August 15, 2011

What’s wrong, Blog Guy? You look very frightened and upset.

I am. A neighbor told me about an event involving Nazis and dog bites and bee stings and…and…maybe yodeling.

Michele Bachmann, the wurst winner ever?

August 14, 2011

“I am Ioway born and bred, and on Ioway corn I’m fed…” **

Cheese it! It’s Wonder Woman!

August 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you have a lot of inside info on politics and I’m hoping you can clear something up for me. I’ve heard that Sarah Palin may actually be Wonder Woman.

Politicians and their pork…

August 12, 2011

Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with my bartender’s pedicurist?

More bets between random unlikely professions, huh? What is it this time?

That Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney. Has he ever seen a porkchop?

The folks you love to hate?

August 11, 2011

Blog Guy, you haven’t written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse recently. Is it safe to come out of the panic room?