Blog Guy, I’ve been reading your stories about Britain’s Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and their visit to Canada. With her incredible fashion sense, I’m guessing she must really be dazzling those Canadians.
Blog Guy, I need your advice on my dating life. I’ve tried everything, but can’t seem to get guys to notice me.
Blog Guy, thanks for finally giving us some coverage of William and Catherine’s royal tour of Canada. We want more!
Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Kate Middleton has been in Canada for several days now and you’ve written nothing about it, even though some of your readers are seriously addicted to her.
June was a very good month for the blog. Our traffic statistics showed that readers flocked to information they could use, along with our hard-hitting exposés of, you know, stuff.
Sometimes I despair for us all. And it turns out those are actually my giddy moments.
Guys, listen up! We’ve captured some sort of depot and bunker that belonged to Gaddafi!
Blog Guy, I’ve just graduated from college, and I would like some of your famous career advice. Can you help me?
I used to pride myself on having the goofiest content on reuters.com, but then this week I took a look at our space news, and saw what real scientists are telling us.
Blog Guy, I read that they’re having street protests in Casablanca. Can you give us some details?