Oddly Enough Blog

Get whiter teeth, with twice the pain

November 19, 2011

Blog Guy, I read about a place in France that has made great strides in whitening teeth. Can you tell me more?

After Total Recall, time for a fling?

November 18, 2011

Blog Guy, recently you did an item about a lot of consumer products recalled in a short period.  Were you trying to scare us?

The worst fashions? Manure couture…

November 18, 2011

Blog Guy, I mainly come here for your coverage of really bad fashion. You do show us ALL the worst creations, right?

So, you guys here on that Groupon deal?

November 17, 2011

Blog Guy, wake up! Looks like you fell asleep at your computer.

Oh, yeah, thanks. I was going through the so-called “family photos” of finance ministers from the APEC Summit in Hawaii, and I keep falling asleep.

So I’m not the sexiest man alive?

November 17, 2011

Boss, you got a minute for a private chat?

Sure Lamar, what’s up?

I’m kinda depressed. “People Magazine” just announced its “Sexiest Man Alive” choice for this year, and once again, it wasn’t me.

You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle?

November 16, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help answer a question for me. Where do babies come from?

You’re Putin that drill in my mouth?

November 16, 2011

 

Blog Guy, you haven’t updated us on Ronald Basler recently. You remember, you keep getting his spam at your e-mail address?

You got STUFF twirling in your head?

November 15, 2011

Okay, I’m sorry, I can’t even begin to improve on this video clip.

In an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain is asked whether he agreed with President Obama on Libya.

Hey, I never said I’m proud of myself!

November 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve just started a new blog, and I could use some advice from a veteran like yourself. What do you do if you want to get a lot of traffic, but you don’t want to work very hard for it?

Buy, buy Miss American Pie…

November 14, 2011

Blog Guy, do you have a personal guiding philosophy of life? You know, three or four words that express your world view?