Oddly Enough Blog

Voters are kept in the dark?

November 14, 2011

Johnson, get in my office! You call yourself a news photographer?

What is it this time, Boss?

It’s your pictures from that Republican debate! They’re too dark. I can’t even tell who these people are!

Are these the missing links?

November 13, 2011

Blog Guy, I want to order one of those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for your readers. You know, the really strange stuff, like that hotel suite with chocolate furniture, and like Sylvester Stallone’s bathroom, and…

Stretching the truth?

November 12, 2011

Blog Guy, you know that Dmitry Medvedev guy who is President of Russia? He’s kind of strange looking. Can you use Photoshop or something like that to distort a picture of him and make him look even goofier?

Okay, so maybe it’s a strange hobby…

November 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I hate to bother you, but I need your help with something.

Sure, that’s what I’m here for.

See, I maintain an extensive world map with color-coded pins showing everywhere Paris Hilton has been in the last 10 years, you know, day by day.

Join the army, and pamper yourself!

November 11, 2011

Now, if you just sign on the dotted line, son, it’ll be official. You’ll be a private in the U.S. Army.

Let’s see, governor, there’s Moe, Curly and…

November 10, 2011

It’s supposed to be the fourth thing that slips your mind. You know, you go to the store and remember the tuna fish and floor wax and avocados, but not the toilet paper.

It’s your turn to go “quack-quack,” Jim

November 10, 2011

Blog Guy, you don’t seem to be too fond of hunting. I guess that’s just because you love animals?

How about a greasy kebab, Your Majesty?

November 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I see Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just spent 11 days visiting Australia. That must be a huge logistical undertaking involving thousands of aides, security folks, drivers….

Step right up for the Creep Show Hall of Fame!

November 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I know it’s only November, but I’m wondering how you’re coming along in your search for the blog’s coveted Creep Show of the Year Award.

When superstars shoot on location…

November 8, 2011

I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket!

But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here.

Really? Things are SO different that I can’t even buy Budweiser or Velveeta for Brad? What the hell are we supposed to live on?