Oddly Enough Blog

Nobody gets off THIS train, pal!

November 8, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you’re closely following the race for the Republican presidential nomination. I’m a little surprised you haven’t chosen a Quote of the Week yet for last week.

Remember to bring protection, honey

November 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! I heard there was some problem with protecting Paris Hilton. Is she okay?

$2,250? You’re off your trolley!

November 7, 2011

Blog Guy, has your Thanksgiving Williams-Sonoma catalog arrived yet? I can’t wait to see what expensive specialty gadgets we need to help us prepare the most traditional meal of all.

Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….

November 6, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.

Space dudes come “home” from stupid trip

November 5, 2011

Okay, I thought this was a goofy idea 17 months ago, and I haven’t changed my mind.

Think she’ll notice if we take her purse?

November 4, 2011

Lamar, where did you get the models for today’s fashion show?

From my psychiatrist. They’re all in therapy for various things, so they’re happy to have the work.

Today’s reading is from Shooteronomy

November 4, 2011

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve written about any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse, so I foolishly thought things might be getting better.

Perhaps you recognize my large chest?

November 3, 2011

So, pal, what do you do for a living?

What do I DO? I am FABIO!

Sorry, I don’t understand. What is that?

I am an actor and a model!

Oh! Have I seen you in anything?

Probably. I played the Handsome Man in “Scenes from a Mall,” the Blind Date in “Boogies Diner,” and I have done numerous cameos.

You can’t have a term, Herm…

November 3, 2011

So, Blog Guy, as a keen observer of the political scene, what’s your take? Can Herman Cain be elected president at this point?

Keeping away from the Kardashians

November 2, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m a fed-up, angry American. Enough is enough!

What can we do to protect our country from those tawdry, horrid people? I see them everywhere now. I think you know who I’m talking about.