Blog Guy, with the 2012 presidential campaign now underway, I’m surprised nobody is covering the goat angle.
Blog Guy, I guess you’ve been reading about the huge recall of cantaloupes because of that deadly listeria outbreak?
It’s the same old story, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show today, but we can’t afford to pay professional models. You always manage to come through with models on the cheap. Any luck?
In case some of you missed it because of the freak snowstorm, I’m going to mention an unusual political story from Saturday. It involves Herman Cain, one of the front-runners for the Republican Party’s presidential nomination.
Whoa! Did you see that, Clancy? Looked like Pope Benedict on that train that just went by!
It’s time once again for my monthly blog traffic stats, and I see that October was kind of a bittersweet time.
Say, Blog Guy, I keep reading about those group tours you organize to that place you call Wackytown, the goofiest place on earth.
Hi Michelle, Sweetie, it’s me! I’m calling on my new iPhone, from Los Angeles. Where are you?
Okay, take that black stuff out of your mouth, put it on the floor, and back away.
It’s time for more of our etiquette tips aimed at people who were raised by warthogs in the wild.