I’ve seen the captain somewhere before!
Blog Guy, my favorite actress is Marcia Gay Harden. Why isn’t she in more stuff?
Because Marcia divides her time between acting and her real love, working as the captain of a luxury cruise ship.
WHAT?
We caught up with her this week in New York City, aboard the Carnival Dream, tooting the horn, dropping the anchor and stuff, charting a course for Louisville or someplace like that.
Blog Guy, are you out of your fricking mind? She’s just there to promote a new cruise ship. That’s it.
You know, that’s what I thought at first, too. But look at the caption. It has one of those NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS warnings on it.
So, why would they bring in a famous actress and then not be able to use the pictures for anything? No, I’m sticking with my original guess, that she’s the captain.
Blog Guy, do you always just “guess” at the so-called news you print here?
No, not always. Sometimes I just make it up completely.
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Actress Marcia Gay Harden dons Carnival Dream Captain Carlo Queirolo’s hat while touring the ship’s bridge in New York City, November 12, 2009. Harden presided over ship’s naming ceremonies for the new ship. REUTERS/Ray Stubblebine/ Carnival Cruise Lines/HO) FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS






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