Oddly Enough Blog

Skinny Minnie and the pageant?

April 23, 2009

Let’s face it, the human skeleton is a sexy thing. You take a bunch of bare bones, add a bikini, and you’ve got the makings of a beauty queen, right?

AFLAC this, insurance duck!

April 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you follow the advertising business. I was wondering if successful ad campaigns in the States work well overseas, as well?

Get a loin for your groin!

March 31, 2009

Okay design gang, as you know, when the fashion industry is out of fresh ideas we recycle old ones. Like when we claimed we invented sandals, for instance.

Warning: smoking tobacco may be… Oh, never mind!

March 30, 2009

Confidential memo to Acme Tobacco Research and Development Team:

I think you guys have really come up with something great with your new product, Jumborettes.

Vampire chicks feast on yummy plague flesh!

March 12, 2009

Over in Italy, they found the remains of a female “vampire,” buried with a brick jammed between her jaws to prevent her from feeding on plague victims.

Our tread, or you’re dead!

March 9, 2009

Okay, listen up, staff. If we want to grab the Michelin advertising account, we need to go in a bold new direction.

Kids, it’s PEE-licious!

February 12, 2009

Okay, so this organization in India plans to launch a new soft drink made from cow urine. I am not making this up.

Coo? No, I said COOL! Cool!

February 3, 2009

Do you ever wonder who’s at the very, very bottom of the human dignity chain?

Well, it turns out he was picked up at an airport with two live pigeons stuffed in his tights. I mean, the tights ALONE are embarrassing enough.

A sick day’s nothing to sneeze at!

January 8, 2009

I love this video report on a controversy in the UK. A cold remedy is running commercials suggesting sick people “Take a Benylin Day” from work, to recover. Their Website offers advice for calling in sick, DVDs to watch at home etc.

Selling cars to insensitive jerks!

December 7, 2008

Nobody has ever accused me of being a real sensitive guy or too politically correct or anything, but…