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Can I borrow your toothbrush for my feet?

Great news. We have another one of those serious etiquette columns that appear to be aimed at folks who were raised by neanderthals. Early neanderthals, not the more evolved ones.

This particular column tells you how to behave if you are a house guest. If you still need to be told this stuff, then good luck ever getting invited anyplace.

I mean, consider that among the first bits of advice is, “Don’t use or borrow without permission…and don’t snoop.”

Really? Good to know.

Look Honey, the Petersons are on heavy-duty Prozac! Think they’ll notice I replaced ‘em with aspirin?

No Dear, but judging from Judy’s diary, try not to mention herpes or the Dutch…