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Jul 22, 2011 07:24 EDT

Giant black cloud? How bad could it be?

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Blog Guy, I wanted to follow up on an item you had a few days ago, about that gigantic 300-acre “marijuana plantation” that was found by soldiers in Mexico.

What about it?

I was just wondering if it’s possible to rent the plantation for nature study trips. Or fraternity parties.

Nice try. It’s already gone. We have subsequent pictures of troops burning all those crops.

Nooooooo!!!! I mean, gosh, that seems like a waste. All 300 acres of weed, up in smoke…

If it’s any consolation, it produced a monumental smoke cloud, hundreds of miles big, drifting out over the Pacific Ocean.

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Krasnoyarsk: where the air quality rating has a whole new meaning. Code Munchie coming up!

If you think reading the blog is fun here, wait ’til you read it there. And then try to say Krasnoyarsk ten times wihout giggling…

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Jul 18, 2011 06:23 EDT

High times on the old Marijuana Plantation

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Okay, here’s some interesting news. Turns out soldiers in Mexico have just discovered a huge “marijuana plantation” in the middle of a desert.

The thing covers 300 ACRES, which means the Shuttle astronauts have probably seen it from space, and yet it came as a real surprise to these local troops.

Incredible aerial photos show a gigantic patch of green, surrounded by sand. What did everybody think was growing there, cilantro?

I mean, it’s big enough to be called a PLANTATION, for Lord’s sake. That’s like Tara, and people KNEW about Tara!

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Say pal, do you have a restroom here I can use?

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Hmm… had forgotten you used the “high time” pun in your headline. Oh well, I thought I’d take a crack at it anyway.

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