Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

Climb faster! We got a plane to board!

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RUSSIA/

Blog Guy, I can’t remember the name of it, but you blogged about some city you called the “goofiest spot on earth.”

You mean Wackytown? That’s Krasnoyarsk, in Siberia. I put together tours there as part of my blog’s Goofy Travel series. Are you interested?

RUSSIA/I’d love to see a place that’s that goofy, but I worry about getting there. Do they have a good airline?

Do they? Siberia’s Acme Airlines and Pedicures is state-of-the-art! Check out this photo of a ground crew refueling one of their planes for takeoff.

Taking an airplane? Don’t go there!

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airline gross nails this 490

Blog Guy, you’ll never believe where I’m e-mailing you from. I’m flying on one of those planes with Internet access. Greetings from 32,000 feet.

Don’t touch a thing, and come back down here this instant!

What do you mean, Blog Guy?

Look, I just read this story on AARP about germs and hygiene on airplanes, and it’s disgusting beyond words.