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Blog Guy, I want to order one of those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for your readers. You know, the really strange stuff, like that hotel suite with chocolate furniture, and like Sylvester Stallone’s bathroom, and…
What did you have in mind?
Brace yourself. Mine involves a gigantic electromagnet, Justin Bieber, Mount Rushmore, the…
Let me stop you right there. it’s November. My fantasy photo budget is almost gone, and I can’t manage anything that elaborate.
Oh. What can you give me, then?
How about a guy drinking what looks like a bottle of vodka, with sausages hanging from his hat?
$2,250? You’re off your trolley!
Blog Guy, has your Thanksgiving Williams-Sonoma catalog arrived yet? I can’t wait to see what expensive specialty gadgets we need to help us prepare the most traditional meal of all.
Indeed it did arrive, but I confess I stopped at the massive holiday cocktail section and got no further.
Bear number four, step up and growl…
Here’s something you don’t find every day. My Washington Post tells me a guy drove his car off a road and into a canal here in the nation’s capital. The man, who was charged with driving under the influence, told police he had seen a bear.
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Mr. Johnson, we’re gonna have to ask you some questions. It’s just routine.
Well, time to slap the old vodka bottle!
Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on other cultures, and I have a question.
I just heard an Eastern European expression, “slapping the old vodka bottle.” Jeez, I’m really hoping that’s not a euphemism for…
What’s better than camping out drunk?
Congratulate me, Blog Guy! I’m going to Oktoberfest this year! It’s a life-long dream come true!
Hey, that sounds nice. Where will you be staying?
I‘m not totally sure, but I’m paying about $80 a night, so I’m guessing it will be very, very swanky. Maybe like a suite or something.
Honey, I’m on my way!
Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.
Sure. Krasnoyarsk. There’s no other place like it. You should come with us. What are you looking for?
This gunman goes into a bar, see…
I’m not sure when our state lawmakers began competing to pass the most wacky weapons laws, but it’s getting pretty hard to keep up with them.
To recap, in recent days we’ve seen both Utah and Arizona vote to create official state firearms. Meanwhile, lawmakers in Maine voted to legalize switchblade knives, but only for one-armed residents.
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