Now, if you just sign on the dotted line, son, it’ll be official. You’ll be a private in the U.S. Army.
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I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket!
But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here.
Boy, I did not see this one coming.
Who would have guessed you could lose, selling stories like “Angelina, Jennifer Catfight at Arby’s,” “The Chocolate Mousse Diet,” and “Homeless Oprah Lives in Packard” to a captive audience in supermarket checkout lines?
What the hell is going on with this Angelina Jolie movie, Lamar?
Boss, that’s the one where she’s the director. It’s her first time…
I know that, you simpleton! But you’re supposed to be keeping an eye on her, and I’m getting no info on…what’s the movie called again?
Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…
a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion
c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave
d) Actress Angelina Jolie
Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.
No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!
She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!