Oddly Enough Blog

Join the army, and pamper yourself!

November 11, 2011

Now, if you just sign on the dotted line, son, it’ll be official. You’ll be a private in the U.S. Army.

When superstars shoot on location…

November 8, 2011

I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket!

But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here.

Really? Things are SO different that I can’t even buy Budweiser or Velveeta for Brad? What the hell are we supposed to live on?

Space alien plot to deny news to shoppers?

November 18, 2010

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National Enquirer publisher files for bankruptcy

Boy, I did not see this one coming.

enquirer cover 280Who would have guessed you could lose, selling¬† stories like “Angelina, Jennifer Catfight at Arby’s,” “The Chocolate Mousse Diet,”¬† and “Homeless Oprah Lives in Packard” to a captive audience in supermarket checkout lines?

Angelina and the Used Car Dealer?

November 10, 2010

What the hell is going on with this Angelina Jolie movie, Lamar?

Boss, that’s the one where she’s the director. It’s her first time…

Holy moly! Nonstop Jolie!

August 19, 2010

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Blog Guy, you often write about Angelina Jolie. Has her new movie had its premiere yet?

And the next Angelina Jolie is…

August 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.

A Farewell to Arms?

August 10, 2010

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Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…

angelina arm this 220a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion

b) Popeye

c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave

d) Actress Angelina Jolie

Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.

No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!

She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!

Honey, how do you spell RSVP?

September 21, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m hosting a super-glitzy dinner party and I’m hoping you can come. The guest list includes Barack and Michelle Obama, Nelson Mandela, Angelina Jolie, Tina Fey, Bob Dylan, Pope Benedict, J.D. Salinger…

Is statue under that umbrella?

February 22, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, it’s ME again! I’m the dude with the photo collection of really rich people eating ice cream. You helped me out last year with a shot of Warren Buffet.

Accepting Brad Pitt’s award is Zippy!

February 8, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m really pumped for the Oscars – I love all the glamour and razzle-dazzle. Don’t the Brits have something like that, too? I’d love to see it.