Oddly Enough Blog

Nine things I’ll miss most about this blog

December 5, 2011

Let’s get the sad news out of the way first.

After an exhilarating five-year run, this blog is ending its run here. Websites change, and take new directions.

It’s your turn to go “quack-quack,” Jim

November 10, 2011

Blog Guy, you don’t seem to be too fond of hunting. I guess that’s just because you love animals?

Who’s the cutest one of all?

October 11, 2011

I’m going to do something a little different today.

There is this writer named Bart King, whose job is almost as much fun as mine. He turns out books with titles like “Big Book of Gross Stuff” and “Pocket Guide to Mischief.”

Honk if this seems strange…

October 2, 2011

Strange days have found us
Strange days have tracked us down

Blog Guy, how’s come you’re playing a Doors album really loud? What’s up with that?

When animals know all our secrets…

September 23, 2011

Blog Guy, my tax guy’s taxidermist told me something really creepy. He has close ties to the animal kingdom.

Armored combat for the golden prize…

September 10, 2011

Blog Guy, everybody knows you’ve campaigned against bullfighting and other forms of animal cruelty. It’s safe to say that any event involving animal combat is inhumane, right?

It’s just like in the disaster movies!

September 6, 2011

Boss, can you hear me? It’s me, Johnson! Oh, it’s still night-time in LA? Sorry to wake you up, but I’ve got great news!

Are those Tic Tacs, or you got a rattlesnake in your pants?

September 1, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m looking for some of your sage career advice. I enjoy travel, working with animals, and maybe a little danger. Any ideas?

See ya later, crocodile!

August 19, 2011

Mr. Johnson, we’re here to apply for one of those “Zoo Performer” jobs you advertised. Can you tell us a little about what we’d have to do?

Who’s more fun than drunk people?

August 5, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m planning a vacation and I’m looking for ideas. Generally I like to go where I can see a lot of dumbasses.