Oddly Enough Blog

Should they be laughing at me?

July 6, 2009

Oh crap, what have I done?

I’m pretty sure this is about the time that bull is supposed to be dead.I KNOW I shouldn’t be riding upside-down on his back, hanging onto these pointy things while idiots laugh at me from the stands.

An army of goat-kickers?

July 6, 2009

Blog Guy, I see North Korea is shooting off more of those missiles. I’m worried. What can you tell me about them?

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…

June 24, 2009

Blog Guy, my mom told me to ask you about the birds and the bees.

She WHAT?

She said you know a lot of stuff and you could explain it to me.

That’s quite a responsibility.  I checked yesterday’s photo file, which is where I get most of my information, and I think I can help you.

Well here’s your problem right here, ma’am!

June 12, 2009

Ring ring ring…

“Hello? Is this the police? I want to come down to the station to report a stolen car…”

Fashion: ferret and wear it…

May 26, 2009

Blog Guy, is it just me, or does it seem like these days you don’t see as many ferrets in fashion shows as you used to?

Run! It’s Señor Zorro the Pig!

May 25, 2009

Hang on just a dad-gum minute there, Blog Guy!

What’s wrong, stranger who talks just like Jed Clampett?

You had a purty good sign of the Apocalypse a couple days back, but I reckon you overlooked a better one. I saw some Reuters photos of…

Honey, the guide says they serve IMPORTED rats here!

May 16, 2009

Quick quiz: Thousands of live rats in Cambodia, shown in crates below, are being shipped to Vietnam to…

Here’s a good spot, maybe they won’t find us here!

April 21, 2009

Blog Guy, you write a lot about bullfighting, so you’re probably aware the new season has begun. How about giving us some behind-the-scenes stuff that most people don’t know about the tradition and pageantry of the sport?

AFLAC this, insurance duck!

April 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you follow the advertising business. I was wondering if successful ad campaigns in the States work well overseas, as well?

You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie, wrinkled porn man!

April 14, 2009

Blog Guy, They say you have incredible resources, and you can set up shots of the wildest fantasies. Is that true?