Oddly Enough Blog

It don’t get much worse than this!

April 9, 2009

I’m not going to prolong it. The Worst Job in the World title came down to a number of factors – danger, grossness, fecalocitude, etc.

Because you’re mine, I walk the lion!

March 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I represent a project to open a Johnny Cash Zoo, and I….

A what?

You know, a zoo where all the animals dress in black, like Johnny Cash did.

What would be the point of that?

Our target audience is families who want to go to the zoo, but don’t want to be cheered up by the visit. We also own a Johnny Cash Circus and a Johnny Cash Amusement Park.

Another busload of yokels, Santino!

March 11, 2009

Blog Guy, are humans the only animals capable of abstract planning?

I get that question a lot. Watch this stunning video report about Santino, a chimp who plans for feelings he knows will exist in the future.

Welcome! Did you come to prey?

February 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I really need social advice. I’ve been invited to what looks like a glitzy party, but the invite says BYOF. Is that like RSVP?

Hey Ratso! Who’s your designer?

February 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a small furry creature of the forest. Why don’t haute couture designers ever come up with anything for us? We like to look good, too!

Ssss! Your ssstretch limo is here!

February 5, 2009

It turns out there’s one more thing to be afraid of. Meet the Titanoboa, which scientists just reported on.

Coo? No, I said COOL! Cool!

February 3, 2009

Do you ever wonder who’s at the very, very bottom of the human dignity chain?

Well, it turns out he was picked up at an airport with two live pigeons stuffed in his tights. I mean, the tights ALONE are embarrassing enough.

Polly want a crapper?

January 28, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I love your blog, but I’ve often wondered something.

Thanks. What do you wonder?

Why don’t you have more pictures of birds going to the bathroom?

Your question is interesting, and it illustrates why my home address doesn’t appear on my blog.

The rein in Spain goes somewhere quite insane…

January 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I saw these amazing photos from Spain, with dudes riding horses through fire. What’s that about?