Oddly Enough Blog

So I should STRADDLE this thingie?

October 26, 2008

To the Commander of Russian Cavalry:

Comrade, I’m not going to say I told you so, but it was your idea to cut out the training budget for our new cavalry recruits. “How hard can it be to figure it out themselves?” you said.

Waiter, a comb for my noodles!

October 23, 2008

People, we need to brainstorm an advertising slogan for Acme Noodles, our newest client. We’re using photos of dogs lounging outside on big sheets of noodles being dried for sale to restaurants because, well, what goes together like noodles and dogs!

John, this place is a PIGSTY!

October 1, 2008

I’ve written about all the ice cream that presidential candidates get to eat, and some readers got the idea that campaigning is a great gig, just flying around for free and eating treats.

Razor-sharp gnashing teeth? What could go wrong?

September 13, 2008

When we go to the multiplex and shell out $85 for a ticket and popcorn, the movie should teach us stuff we can use. Like, that this animatronic Tyrannosaurus in a show premiering this week is a bad idea.

Find the nuclear warhead, Whiskers!

September 12, 2008

Blog Guy, in this crazy world today, security is very much on my mind. Are any other countries making progress in protecting their people and property?

Here’s the President and his poodle, Fifi!

August 28, 2008

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It seems someone is playing a big practical joke on Barack Obama.

A few weeks ago, the American Kennel Club began a national poll where people could vote on what breed of dog Obama should get for his daughters. So 42,000 people voted, and the winner was the POODLE!

Rat meat again? We’re not MADE of money!

August 28, 2008

Blog Guy, I can’t believe what’s happening to the price of all the necessities! Is there ANY good economic news out there?

Snake snuff jocks hit the airwaves?

August 21, 2008

rattlesnake-0808-full180.jpgHey Blog Guy, sometimes you offer helpful guidelines for people who want to know if they may have chosen the wrong career. Keep them coming!  

Jump over that thing your OWN self!

August 18, 2008

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Blog Guy, your blogs about the lesser-known Olympics events have been eye-opening. Thanks for being the only one to write about Bare-Knuckle Self-Fighting, while the Mainstream Media just crams swimming down our throats. What else aren’t we seeing?