Okay, who’s the wise guy?
All of you know our motto here at Acme Snake Charming School: “Safety is pretty darned important.”
Blog Guy, we’re raising money for charity. Should we hold a car wash?
Have you thought about a goat wash? You can do two at a time, as the photo below shows. Dirty goat owners would flock to you.
Memo to zoo staff: Times are tough in the zoo business. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody wants to come and see plain old boring animals anymore, so we need a gimmick.
A phobic fear of dirt and filth is not something you expect to find in a pig.
Something like that could certainly hamper a pig’s lifestyle, what with all the mud-wallowing and slopping and troughing that are expected of you. Unless maybe…
Blog Guy, I’ve heard there’s this town someplace that’s completely run by dogs. Could this possibly be true?
Oh what have I done? I just came here to wear a funny costume and torture poor animals, but now the KING is here! I’m SURE it’s the king, I’ve seen him on television!
Blog Guy, I’d like to take my kids on a nice safari to photograph animals. Any suggestions?
Blog Guy, a few weeks ago you had a post called Please bear with me… where you invited readers to help choose the cutest animal on Earth – polar bears or giant pandas. Was that ever resolved?
We have a video report about how auto designers are shifting into neuteral, so to speak, fighting for the pet owner market by adding Fido-friendly features. I have a list of the options my own dogs are demanding:
Blog Guy, can you please explain some of the more complex maneuvers a bullfighter uses?