Oddly Enough Blog

Joe, ya got a cobra hangin’ from your lip!

July 7, 2008

baskets-crop-120.jpgOkay, who’s the wise guy?

All of you know our motto here at Acme Snake Charming School: “Safety is pretty darned important.”

Pay up, you old goat!

June 25, 2008

goat-cap-180.jpgBlog Guy, we’re raising money for charity. Should we hold a car wash?

Have you thought about a goat wash? You can do two at a time, as the photo below shows. Dirty goat owners would flock to you.

Wild but styled!

June 24, 2008

fashion-chicken-140.jpgMemo to zoo staff: Times are tough in the zoo business. It’s a jungle out there. Nobody wants to come and see plain old boring animals anymore, so we need a gimmick.

Some story, some pig!

June 12, 2008

pig-in-boots.jpg

A phobic fear of dirt and filth is not something you expect to find in a pig.

Something like that could certainly hamper a pig’s lifestyle, what with all the mud-wallowing and slopping and troughing that are expected of you. Unless maybe…

This here’s Dogwood, Mister… Got treats?

June 11, 2008

dogwood-2-180.jpgBlog Guy, I’ve heard there’s this town someplace that’s completely run by dogs. Could this possibly be true?

The reign in Spain is staring at the ring…

June 6, 2008

king-cap-180.jpgOh what have I done? I just came here to wear a funny costume and torture poor animals, but now the KING is here! I’m SURE it’s the king, I’ve seen him on television!

Look at the striped horses, kids!

June 5, 2008

zebras-3-180.jpgBlog Guy, I’d like to take my kids on a nice safari to photograph animals. Any suggestions?

Bar the doors, these bears are boors!

June 4, 2008

pandas-more-160.jpgBlog Guy, a few weeks ago you had a post called Please bear with me… where you invited readers to help choose the cutest animal on Earth – polar bears or giant pandas. Was that ever resolved?

Mutt-mobile: can Spot design your car?

May 30, 2008

We have a video report about how auto designers are shifting into neuteral, so to speak, fighting for the pet owner market by adding Fido-friendly features. I have a list of the options my own dogs are demanding:

Stop! I dropped my contact lens!

May 28, 2008

bull-combo-180.jpgBlog Guy, can you please explain some of the more complex maneuvers a bullfighter uses?