Oddly Enough Blog

How to be a gentleman in a stampede…

June 8, 2007

Dear Blog Guy,
You seem to know quite a bit about unusual social situations. I’ve asked a nice girl to go with me to run with the bulls. Any tips on what chicks expect on a date like this?

“Can you hear me now? Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!”

June 4, 2007

“Hey, Bill, you take your cell phone into the jungle and we’ll call you…It’ll be fun!”

Fangs for the memories…

May 7, 2007

I know we seem to spend quite a bit of time covering snake news here. In recent weeks we’ve featured Name your poison, Reading to snakes: they like hisssstory, Which end of the snake goes in my mouth?, Snakes crawling on my body? What, youre out of rats? and lots of other stories and pictures.

Reading to snakes: they like hisssstory

April 30, 2007

Please don’t get me wrong. I’m all in favor of better-educated reptiles, and I donate money to those charities that give scholarships to very bright lizards and tortoises. 

Which end of the snake goes in my mouth?

April 2, 2007

I’m talking to you college seniors now, who are about to graduate and are looking around for that all-important first job. Two words for you: snake handling.

A matador career? Are you out of your gored?

March 15, 2007

Kids, I know lots of you are graduating from high school soon and looking for a career.

Vodka and guns: your classic mix…

March 8, 2007

You remember the posting yesterday showing a wolf hunter blowing into his gun? It didn’t look like the safest thing in the world, and it brought to mind that wise saying, “Friends don’t let friends suck on a gun barrel.”

“Be vewy vewy quiet; I’m hunting wabbits”

March 7, 2007

Is Elmer Fudd off hunting wolves in Belarus, or do they just not have much of a firearm safety education program over there?

Heavy petting online: love me, love my dogs…

February 26, 2007

If you decide to go on a date with somebody you met on the Internet, it’s probably easier to hide the fact that you’re already married than it is to keep pets a secret. There’s hair on everything you wear, you have those sticky lint rollers in your car, and when you dig in your pockets for money you pull out plastic bags for cleaning up after your dog.

Welcome to the roadkill squirrel topless girlie show…

February 1, 2007

There is probably nothing else like it anywhere on Earth, and we can probably be thankful for that.