Oddly Enough Blog

Getting down with ducks?

April 22, 2011

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Citizens, you all know why we’re here. We need to do something about these killer ducks that have been preying on humans. Look, here’s a grisly photo of their latest victim.

And the second-best museum is…

April 17, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m having an argument with my piano tuner’s haberdasher…

Those cute ears will make a great trophy!

March 30, 2011

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What’s up, Blog Guy? You look concerned about something.

I am. I just saw these photos of two panda cubs born in Spain.

SPAIN/They’re adorable! What’s wrong with that?

Did you miss the part where I said they are in SPAIN, the place where poor creatures are slowly tortured to death before slobbering, bloodthirsty crowds?

Egrets, I’ve had a few…

February 23, 2011

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An egret stands among anemone flowers…

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egrets this 240Honey, you can stop cooking, it looks like the Hendersons can’t make our dinner party after all!

Don’t Basque, don’t tell…

February 7, 2011

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Blog Guy, in the past you’ve criticized Spain for things like bullfighting, the running of the bulls in Pamplona, and that thing where they ride horses through fire. Don’t they have any normal traditions?

How would you like to meet this bozo?

February 3, 2011

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Blog Guy, whatever happened to your Dumbass of the Month? You haven’t given the award for some time now.

Well, are you Daddy’s little helper today?

February 1, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’ve done a great job of reporting on those Government Death Panels, but how about doing sort of a behind-the-scenes look at their job?

Bamboozle small pandas for a living?

December 8, 2010

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Blog Guy,  I’ve read that some pandas are being reintroduced into the wild. This fascinates me, but I worry that panda cubs raised around humans won’t be able to adapt.

Cutest animals of 2010, O come let us adore them…

December 3, 2010

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Regular readers know this blog normally overflows with irony, sarcasm and the absurd, and is no place for sloppy sentiment.

A heartwarming holiday tradition…

November 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, this is the Sunday before Thanksgiving, our family’s favorite day of the year! Our children, Paige and Preston, know this is P-Day, the day your blog is devoted entirely to “Cute Stuff That Begins with the Letter P.”