Oddly Enough Blog

Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much…

February 15, 2010

BRITAIN/

Blog Guy, may I introduce a serious topic here please?

I wish you wouldn’t. This is supposed to be a humor blog, even if that isn’t always obvious.

Raise your hand if you could use a drink!

February 9, 2010

I have to wonder what’s really going on here. The caption says these are U.S. Marines watching as a dude from the Thai Navy catches a cobra with his bare hands during a “jungle survival exercise,” but look at them. They’re chuckling and taking photos!

I guess he’s seen a dart gun before, Earl!

February 4, 2010

INDIA/

I’ll tell you what, Earl, this ain’t good. When a tiger escapes from a zoo, somebody notices something like that!

The place to go when you really NEED to pull a head off!

February 3, 2010

I  just don’t get it about Spain. Those people over there only seem to be entertained if they’re doing something twisted to animals, live or dead.

What year is this again?

February 2, 2010

Welcome back to another installment of our occasional feature, What Year is this Again?

Once upon a time, in a blog like this…

January 28, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s me. Goldilocks. All grown up. Out here on the slag pile where fairytale characters go when they’ve outlived their usefulness. Wrung out, discarded like old porridge…

What’s gone wrong with this blog?

January 11, 2010

Blog Guy, what’s up with your blog? You used to vow that nobody would EVER learn anything here, but suddenly we’re finding out about Ned Kelly, Kalashnikov Rifles… Plus, words like “plethora” and “duvet” are showing up! I hate to complain, but…

You get one piece of carrion luggage…

December 11, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you’re a respected travel writer and I need some advice. I’m going to Kazakhstan next week, and…..

Hi, I’m your hamburger helper…

December 3, 2009

Readers know I blog a lot about bullfighting, because, well, it’s a very easy target that ridicules itself with very little help from me.

Way down upon the Swanie River

November 24, 2009

Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about nature. Can swans fly?

No. They can neither fly nor swim.

What? Hold on, I’ve SEEN swans swimming in lakes and rivers and stuff!

No, you’ve seen swans, which have very long legs, PRETENDING to swim. Mostly, though, they prefer to travel by boat.