Blog Guy, may I introduce a serious topic here please?
I wish you wouldn’t. This is supposed to be a humor blog, even if that isn’t always obvious.
I have to wonder what’s really going on here. The caption says these are U.S. Marines watching as a dude from the Thai Navy catches a cobra with his bare hands during a “jungle survival exercise,” but look at them. They’re chuckling and taking photos!
I just don’t get it about Spain. Those people over there only seem to be entertained if they’re doing something twisted to animals, live or dead.
Blog Guy, you seem to know a lot about nature. Can swans fly?
No. They can neither fly nor swim.
What? Hold on, I’ve SEEN swans swimming in lakes and rivers and stuff!
No, you’ve seen swans, which have very long legs, PRETENDING to swim. Mostly, though, they prefer to travel by boat.