Oddly Enough Blog

My armadillo needs a pillow…

August 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I have a recipe for armadillo. Do you know a place to buy good ones?

Sure, I go down to Brazil and get mine from Leonardo’s Armadillos.

Leonardo? Didn’t he used to have a shop in Amarillo?

Yes, but Leonardo’s Amarillo Armadillos got closed down for certain peccadillos.

Gored of the rings?

August 21, 2009

Blog Guy, thanks for keeping that information flowing about the proud tradition of bullfighting, even though I don’t think you like it very much.

That fake blood looks SO real!

August 17, 2009

Okay group, the Rome Tourist Board hired us to crisis manage this horrible PR problem in the middle of tourist season. Their security guards are having a job action at one of the most popular attractions, the Colosseum.

Spain’s school for waiters! Flan with élan?

August 16, 2009

Okay gentlemen, listen up. You’re all here because you were accepted at Fancypants University! Good old FU, the best school for waiters in all of Spain.

Sounds like caramel, but yuckier!

August 5, 2009

Okay, advertising team, we seem to be striking out with our new client, that guy who wants to make a big splash with camel milk products – camel milk coffee, chocolates, what have you.

Tora! Tora! Tora! Toro? Toro? Toro?

August 4, 2009

Blog guy, you’ve had a lot of photos lately of Spanish bullfighters getting tossed around and trampled. So like, is there any chance they’ll run out of them soon?

I’m off to run with the elephants, Mom…

July 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I don’t like where my life is headed lately and I need to make some changes. Where can I get insight into other lifestyles?

I want more angst, Babu! Action!

July 22, 2009

Blog Guy, I just got back from a trip to Europe and I have to complain about the border security guys who examined our luggage. What idiots! I mean, a baboon could do a better job!

Goring, goring, gone…

July 13, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard it was another rough day for the revelers at the running of the bulls.

You know what would be really, really embarrassing?

July 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been following your coverage of that San Fermin festival over there in Pamplona. So who’s winning?