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January 31, 2011

GERMANY-HITLER/BODYGUARD

Blog Guy, we’re a whole month into 2011 and you haven’t spotted any new signs of that onrushing Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re out of the woods?

Sales from the crypt…

December 25, 2010

What is the matter with people?

I mean, please. This year, we saw somebody buy Bernard Madoff’s underwear and John Lennon’s toilet. Elvis Presley’s toe tag was briefly on the market, until there was a dispute over who owned it.

Count me in! Do you take plastic?

December 2, 2010

HUNGARY/

I guess I don’t get out enough. I admit there is lots of stuff I don’t understand.

The Used Underwear of the Apocalypse?

November 12, 2010

madoff auction 490

Blog Guy, thank you so much for keeping us alert on signs of that Apocalypse which seems to be hurtling toward us. Last week you warned us about the proliferation of craters and sinkholes. Are there any new signs?

What the hell have those kids done now?

November 3, 2010

Blog Guy, it’s been two whole months since you’ve seen a sign of the approaching Apocalypse. Isn’t it about time to lower the threat level for your readers?

Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…

September 2, 2010

Blog Guy, the last sign of the approaching Apocalypse you told us about was singer Justin Bieber publishing his memoirs, but I believe there was another one this week that you overlooked.

It’s for folks who like owls, Mr. President

August 19, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m very, very confused.

That’s nothing to be ashamed of in this blog, sir. What seems to be the problem?

Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…

August 10, 2010

USA/

Blog Guy, I’m starting to get scared about this Apocalypse thing you keep writing about. A few days ago it was people trying to auction off embalming tools used on Elvis Presley. What next? Can the signs get any worse than that?

Guess where this toe tag’s been, Baby?

July 27, 2010

USA/VIVA ELVIS

Hey Blog Guy, you used to write about signs of the coming Apocalypse. You haven’t mentioned any lately, so I guess we’re safe now?

Are they like playing tennis in a volcano?

June 27, 2010

TENNIS-WIMBLEDON/

Johnson, you call yourself a news photographer? Just a few days ago we had that fiasco with the political shots in Germany, and now this?