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News, but not the serious kind
Yeah, me neither. But now there’s this bar that actually encourages its customers to insult the staff, and even gives free drinks for really creative abuse. Seriously.
“When you come in after work, you can swear at them and call them bastard or imbecile,” said one happy customer.
That eatery, employing all the knee- slapping humor that life-threatening coronary disease has to offer, serves up a “Quadruple Bypass Burger” to customers, and when they’re finished, a waitress pushes them out to the car in a wheelchair.
We have this story today that says if you don’t know enough people to invite to your wedding, it turns out you can HIRE total strangers from this Japanese agency who will come and pretend to be your family and friends.
Surely this is another sign of that approaching Apocalypse. In addition to all the other runaway expenses of having a wedding, you can now add $200 a person so you don’t look quite as much like the total loser you really are?
Hang on just a dad-gum minute there, Blog Guy!
What’s wrong, stranger who talks just like Jed Clampett?
You had a purty good sign of the Apocalypse a couple days back, but I reckon you overlooked a better one. I saw some Reuters photos of…
Yes, yes, I know. I’ve had nightmares. You mean the dressed-up pigs?
Durn tootin’ I do!
Yeah, they dress pigs up like humans at this festival in the Philippines. I saw Zorro, a bride and groom, some boxers, then I passed out.
These are police at “advanced motorcycle training.” I guessed it was a special squad trained to protect us from the growing threat of two-dimensional billboard art, but I was wrong.
This pernicious haze will have humans choking in pain and gasping for every breath. I guess you can see where I’m going with this.
After paying for their aisle seat, blanket, food and a cocktail, air travelers may need to set aside a little cash for… well, you know…
There’s no delicate way to put this. The chief executive of Europe’s largest budget carrier said today that Ryanair might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying.
Please help me think this through, because I could be all wrong. Last night, there was a grand and glittering celebration of the 200th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln’s birth, which is today.
President Barack Obama was there along with other big names, as befits a guy who is on our money even though folks don’t have much of it these days.
Hey, Blog Guy! We’re five days into 2009 and you haven’t mentioned any signs of the coming Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re safe?
No, it just means I’m backed up. Here’s a clip of Motorcross rider Robbie Maddison ringing in the New Year with a spectacular jump in Las Vegas.
I may as well not hide my feelings. I don’t know if you saw Britney Spears’ act on TV today, but it was another sign of the coming Apocalypse, an example of decaying moral values in this country.
I know you’re saying, “Shut up! She put on an awesome show, going through a ring of fire in a sexy outfit!”