Oddly Enough Blog

I said RED wine, butt-face!

June 19, 2009

If you weren’t convinced the world is going to hell from reading my post on the Heart Attack Grill, here’s an item that should put you over the top.

“How’s your Bypass Burger, Lonnie? Lon? Lon!”

June 18, 2009

The problem with providing health care to every American is that it would even go to patrons of the Heart Attack Grill, a hospital-themed restaurant in Arizona.

So you even rented the BRIDE?

June 8, 2009

We have this story today that says if you don’t know enough people to invite to your wedding, it turns out you can HIRE total strangers from this Japanese agency who will come and pretend to be your family and friends.

Run! It’s Señor Zorro the Pig!

May 25, 2009

Hang on just a dad-gum minute there, Blog Guy!

What’s wrong, stranger who talks just like Jed Clampett?

You had a purty good sign of the Apocalypse a couple days back, but I reckon you overlooked a better one. I saw some Reuters photos of…

Is that Officer Roy firing at us?

May 20, 2009

For those of you still placing bets on the arrival of the Apocalypse, hurry up. It’s almost here.

Apocylapse Wow!

March 28, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a young woman who believes global war is coming soon and it will leave the world enshrouded in pendulous clouds of noxious fumes and toxic gases.

You did WHAT in the overhead bin?

February 27, 2009

After paying for their aisle seat, blanket, food and a cocktail, air travelers may need to set aside a little cash for… well, you know…

Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln…

February 12, 2009

Please help me think this through, because I could be all wrong. Last night, there was a grand and glittering celebration of the 200th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln’s birth, which is today.

Jumping the Arc in the dark…

January 5, 2009

Hey, Blog Guy! We’re five days into 2009 and you haven’t mentioned any signs of the coming Apocalypse. Does that mean we’re safe?

A large coffee and 60 drums of Napalm, please

December 2, 2008

I may as well not hide my feelings. I don’t know if you saw Britney Spears’ act on TV today, but it was another sign of the coming Apocalypse, an example of decaying moral values in this country.