Oddly Enough Blog

Angry, but can’t put your finger on it?

September 27, 2010


Blog Guy, it seems to me the American people are starting to send a signal to big government and Wall Street, that we’re not going to take it anymore. We’re fed up with business as usual. We’re saying…

Eat, Pray, Read?

September 13, 2010


Blog Guy, you’re smiling today. You must have seen something amusing, huh?

USA/I sure did. You know how sometimes I imply that fashion models aren’t, you know, geniuses? Like maybe they don’t have to think a lot to do that job?

Zombie nun scares poor little doggie!

September 4, 2010


Blog Guy, you went too far in your blog a couple of weeks ago when you implied that people in Spain aren’t happy unless they are “killing, maiming, torturing or frightening poor animals.”

When goofy hats come back to bite you…

July 23, 2010


“Okay, big smile now, Chelsea!”

“Jeez Mom, I don’t think posing in these comical hats is such a good idea.”

Are you wearing an AWNING, Lamar?

June 29, 2010

TRINIDAD/Okay marketing staff, we’re riding the wave now!

Our recent decision to sell more fashions by inventing new items and creating a demand for them has paid off in solid gold with the Rube Tube and the Skanktop, but we’re not stopping there.

You must be the Head Bear

June 1, 2010


Blog Guy, I need you to settle a bet with the guy who’s asphalting my nephew’s driveway.

The case of the missing roller skater…

May 28, 2010

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Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?

I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?

roller skate crop 240My husband, Lamar. He took off eight years ago to get a large pepperoni pizza, and he never came back.

And you call yourself the Man of Steel?

May 7, 2010

Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my neighbor’s proctologist?

superman 300Sure, because that’s what I’m here for, to settle stupid bets.

Thanks, that’s what I thought. What would happen if Superman flew into the earth at 4,000 miles per hour?

A man who appreciates a nice bust…

May 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, as long as you’re covering foreign news like the British elections, can you fill us in on the Italian Government?

Here’s what you get for $106 million…

May 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I heard on the radio that a Picasso painting just sold for more than $106 million! They held up a photo of it on the radio news, but I was driving and couldn’t look.