Blog Guy, it seems to me the American people are starting to send a signal to big government and Wall Street, that we’re not going to take it anymore. We’re fed up with business as usual. We’re saying…
Blog Guy, you’re smiling today. You must have seen something amusing, huh?
Blog Guy, you went too far in your blog a couple of weeks ago when you implied that people in Spain aren’t happy unless they are “killing, maiming, torturing or frightening poor animals.”
“Okay, big smile now, Chelsea!”
“Jeez Mom, I don’t think posing in these comical hats is such a good idea.”
Okay marketing staff, we’re riding the wave now!
Our recent decision to sell more fashions by inventing new items and creating a demand for them has paid off in solid gold with the Rube Tube and the Skanktop, but we’re not stopping there.
Blog Guy, I need you to settle a bet with the guy who’s asphalting my nephew’s driveway.
Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?
I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my neighbor’s proctologist?
Sure, because that’s what I’m here for, to settle stupid bets.
Thanks, that’s what I thought. What would happen if Superman flew into the earth at 4,000 miles per hour?
Blog Guy, as long as you’re covering foreign news like the British elections, can you fill us in on the Italian Government?
Blog Guy, I heard on the radio that a Picasso painting just sold for more than $106 million! They held up a photo of it on the radio news, but I was driving and couldn’t look.