Oddly Enough Blog

Wouldn’t hanging them be more humane?

May 31, 2011

Blog Guy, I read somewhere that you’re an authority on prisoner rehabilitation programs.

Hot motorcycle chicks lookin’ for bald guys

May 26, 2011

Blog Guy, will you please set up one of your famous fantasy photos for me?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I want to be in it myself. I’ll be in a train station…

Already I don’t like where this is going.

See, this gorgeous brunette – like Kate Middleton, only much prettier – dressed all in black, with stiletto boots, roars up on a big red BSA Spitfire and stops to let me on the back…

She’s armed with a good quote…

May 14, 2011

Quick quiz: The tattoo on the arm of actress Emily Browning, seen here at the Cannes Film Festival, says…

Creepy just got creepier…

April 29, 2011

Blog Guy, are you still setting up fantasy photos for your readers?

Yes, when I’m in the mood. What do you have in mind?

I want a hotel suite with chocolate furniture, chocolate art and a chocolate wall, with a chocolate guy reclining in bed, wearing only his underpants and eating ice cream on a stick.

Museum gets a goofy facelift?

April 20, 2011

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Blog Guy, you haven’t told us anything about seasonal plans for your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Are you gearing up for something huge?

The worst wax job in the world?

April 13, 2011

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Blog Guy, I need to make use of your legendary travel advice. I really enjoy visiting bad wax museums, but I fear I’ve exhausted the list.

And this is from my dumbass collection…

April 7, 2011

Blog Guy, recently you wrote about an upcoming auction where they were going to sell a rare signed photo of the outlaw Jesse James for an expected $20,000 to $30,000. When is that auction?

This shore isn’t much of a school….

April 4, 2011
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Blog Guy, it’s been three whole weeks since you spotted the most recent sign of that onrushing Apocalypse. Can I bring my family out of the panic room now?

Two and a Half Morons?

March 15, 2011

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Faithful readers of this blog know that I have pitched some high-concept ideas for movies and television shows in the past, stories like The Love Market! and that extra bonus season of “24.”

Cleopatra? Who died and made YOU queen?

March 9, 2011

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Blog Guy, I see there’s a very popular new biography of Cleopatra. Have you read it?