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The Oscar for Best Picture goes to…

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Blog Guy, the Oscars are this weekend. I hope you’ve stockpiled lots of movie photos so you can cash in on the extra Internet traffic.

You bet I have. I’m loaded for bear and ready to roll, as you can see from this picture at the top.

BELGIUM-LATVIA/ROYALSUh, what the hell IS that?

It’s the King of Sweden and his wife, eating a peach. I’ll post it when “The King’s Peach” wins the Best Picture award.

The King’s Peach? You are just too stupid to live! That’s not what the movie is called. It’s “The King’s BEACH.”

How would you like to meet this bozo?

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Blog Guy, whatever happened to your Dumbass of the Month? You haven’t given the award for some time now.

I know, sorry, but I am in a position to name one for February.

ELEPHANTSReally? But it’s only February 3.

Yeah, but no one is gonna beat this guy.

It seems some hunter whose dream was to shoot an elephant has sued a travel company after it sent him to a part of Africa where he said there were no elephants to be found.