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You feelin’ fertile, Myrtle?


Blog Guy, I’m hoping you can help answer a question for me. Where do babies come from?

Er, uh, you should probably ask your parents about that.

They told me to ask you, then they went off to work in their haberdashery.

Oh. Well, when a a man and a woman love each other very much, they pick up the phone and order a delivery from the Sperm Bike, which pedals over with a gallon of baby-starter.

You mean sort of like the ice cream man?

Sort of, if the ice cream was stored in liquid nitrogen-cooled vacuum containers and delivered by a medical technician on a bike.

Where do these medical technicians get the baby-starter, anyway?

I don’t know. I suspect it involves “Hustler” magazine at some stage of the process.