Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
“Jeez, Joe, what are you doing with those aviator shades? You think you’re Tom Cruise, or what? Take those things off!”
“Good Lord, Joe. Look, I’m covering my face with a hanky, so folks can’t see me laughing!”
“I’m BAD, Mr. President.”
“You’re pathetic, Joe. You look like some damn humor blogger in those things!”
“Yeah? Let’s go talk to some chicks, Mr. President. Let’s ask them what they think…”
Okay staff, we all know we’ve got a problem. The president isn’t as popular as he used to be. His numbers are down, and the Republicans are slinging mud. Anybody got an idea?
Hmmmm. Not bad, Lamar, but he’s done that twice already. I think he needs something different this time.
Lamar, come to my office for a minute.
What’s this big stack of goofy photos I found in the wastebasket?
That’s just overflow, Boss. You know, we bought ‘em for the blog but then the writers couldn’t come up with anything clever.
So it’s the fault of the writers?
Of course, Boss. Isn’t everything?
Lamar, we can’t afford this kind of waste! What have I told you to do with leftover goofy photos?
Advertising staff, today we’re here to honor Lamar, whose work on the Guinness Stout account has been pure genius!
Gosh, thanks, Boss. You’re much too kind…
Blog Guy, I’m disappointed in you.
Most of my readers usually are. What did I do now?
I’m still waiting for our panel of judges. It’s down to two finalists.
Quick quiz: These photos show President Barack Obama, former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton laughing their butts off at…
a) Former President George W. Bush doing a dramatic live reading from his new book, “Decision Points”