Oddly Enough Blog

Have you had the meatloaf here, Hillary?

January 7, 2011

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Blog Guy, I read that President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton went to a NATO summit in Portugal. What the heck do they do at a thing like that?

Barack and Joe in Kokomo?

November 25, 2010

Blog Guy, recently you revealed that you work as President Barack Obama’s Junk Food Advance Dude, helping him find the best high-cholesterol foods in the country. I don’t get it. He’s the president. Can’t he order any food he wants?

Finding Obama’s inner goof…

November 17, 2010

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Out with it, Blog Guy. The blogosphere is abuzz over some new relationship between President Obama and your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop.

There’s no room for non-shooters here!

November 13, 2010

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Lamar, get in my office! Isn’t Vasquez one of your men?

Yes, SIR General Johnson! What can I do for you, SIR!

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SIR! There is no problem with Vasquez that I’m aware of, SIR!

Then where’s his camera? Doesn’t he know his commander-in-chief is speaking? Why isn’t he shooting photos like everybody else?

Better call Geico, Boiko!

November 7, 2010

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Does nobody ever listen to what I say?

What is Blog Guy’s first rule for politicians when they’re out in public?

It’s lard work, but someone has to do it…

October 27, 2010

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Blog Guy, I enjoyed your report a few days ago about President Obama eating doughnuts.

Filling the president’s cakehole…

October 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, you run the popular Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, just a few blocks from the White House, yet President Obama doesn’t seem to give you the time of day. Why doesn’t he ever come by?

Snug as a flub in a rug?

September 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, did you read about the problem with that brand-new rug in the Oval Office, with the great American quotes woven along the edge?

Good luck will rub off when I shake ‘ands with you…

September 6, 2010

Blog Guy, it looks to me like those Government Death Panels you write about still aren’t popular. Is President Obama doing anything to help sell them as part of his health care reform?

Time to get manly, Stanley!

August 30, 2010

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Welcome back to our very popular TV reality series, “Let’s get Virile, Cyril!” where we randomly look in on world leaders to check their testosterone level.