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Wave, dummy! The president’s going by!

August 26, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see the Obamas are vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard again this summer. Those lucky residents! They can just walk out on their porches and balconies and see Barack and Michelle. What fun!

It’s for folks who like owls, Mr. President

August 19, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m very, very confused.

That’s nothing to be ashamed of in this blog, sir. What seems to be the problem?

Hi, we’re the Death Panel! Is now a good time?

August 12, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re the only journalist in the country who is seriously covering those Government Death Panels that Sarah Palin warned us about, which were created under health care reform. These things are evil and brutal, and I hope you get a Pulitzer for your work.

Mr. Obama, let me talk to my manager…

August 9, 2010

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Well sir, I do kind of like this car, if the price is right. What’s it gonna cost me to drive off in this today?

Are you cutout to be president?

August 6, 2010

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Blog Guy, my sister went to Washington DC this summer and got her picture taken with President Obama at some event. Is that worth anything?

Look who’s in the driver’s seat…

August 2, 2010

Blog Guy, you know what I always wonder about world leaders? They must forget how to drive, what with being driven everywhere, huh?

A perennial solution to security?

July 4, 2010

Blog Guy, last month you said that in case extremists get into the White House grounds and overpower the Secret Service, the Obamas have been trained to hide behind trees and shrubs.

It’s Slick and Mick! What are the odds?

June 29, 2010

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Welcome back to a regular feature we like to call, “What are the chances?”

I can kill a man with my business card…

June 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I love it when you give us Inside Washington stuff that nobody else knows. What’s the latest hot topic among President Obama’s inner circle?

Protect the first lady, Herb!

June 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, tell me some inside Washington stuff. What if extremists get into the White House grounds and overpower the Secret Service? What’s the contingency plan?