Blog Guy, like most of your readers, I come here for news about toilets, which you cover better than anybody else. I was wondering, are women’s bathroom habits any different from men’s, apart from the obvious?
Say, Blog Guy, I’ve been wondering about that guy who’s sort of a living legend in your blog. You know who I mean.
Blog Guy, last year you wrote about a business that was putting timers in their toilets, so that the lights would turn off after 10 minutes, even if the employees weren’t finished.
Great news. We have another one of those serious etiquette columns that appear to be aimed at folks who were raised by neanderthals. Early neanderthals, not the more evolved ones.
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
Sure, Boss. I guess you’re pretty happy with the client beer party I set up. I think they’re having a great time.
You know, Lamar, I have to tell you, when we hired Acme Architects to design our new office building, we thought we were getting the very best.
Blog Guy, what are some things to watch for if you suspect you’ve chosen the wrong summer camp?
Lamar, where the heck are you? I told you to meet me at the Motor Show.
I’m here, Boss. I’ll find you in a few minutes. I stopped in the men’s room by the Renault display.
Blog Guy, I’ve noticed that as a travel blogger you write mostly about overseas toilet facilities for your American audience.
Dammit Lamar, you’re hopeless!
What is it this time, Boss?
We’re supposed to be the best event planners in the area, and this is our biggest job yet, doing the 2011 convention for the International Stilts Association.