Oddly Enough Blog

From the design house to the outhouse…

January 13, 2011

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Lamar, now that our fashion show is underway, please tell me you managed to keep costs down. I hope you didn’t throw away a lot of money on extravagances and luxury doodads.

Did you gals get enough coffee?

November 27, 2010

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Lamar, get in my office, right now! You’re the one who arranged for the dressing room and backstage facilities for the models here at the fashion show, right?

Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…

September 2, 2010

Blog Guy, the last sign of the approaching Apocalypse you told us about was singer Justin Bieber publishing his memoirs, but I believe there was another one this week that you overlooked.

Putting the pee back in Presley?

August 18, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about toilet facilities overseas, a topic of great interest to Americans planning to travel. Anything else we should be on the lookout for in foreign lands?

Toilet timer to eliminate waste?

March 30, 2010

Now and then an idea comes along that is so bad, it deserves a place in the Bad Idea Hall of Fame. Maybe you remember such brainstorms as the hotel bed-warming service, the “marriage hunting bra,” the plan to get civil servants to mingle with the public

Facilities for the fancy people

March 24, 2010

USA/Blog Guy, I read with interest your post about cities to avoid because their public restrooms are so bad.

Now, THAT’S what I call a public toilet!

March 22, 2010

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Blog Guy, you did a great blog item about how to find public toilet facilities when we’re¬†traveling overseas. As you know, this is very important to Americans.

Mom and Dad, the Beautiful People?

March 11, 2010

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I should warn you, I’m kind of emotional today. See, I’m adopted, and I just got a report from a private detective who has tracked down my biological parents after all these years. You can imagine my feelings as I read it.

Send in a SQUAT Team….

March 9, 2010

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Blog Guy, you mentioned recently that when Americans travel abroad, the main thing we’re concerned about is whether the toilets will be suitable for our needs. I suspect you’re right. I’m going overseas on a trip with my friends, but I’m a little concerned about how to spot the facilities.

Carnival: if you go, don’t plan to go

February 15, 2010

Not to seem indelicate, but I guess it’s human nature to worry about having ample places to go to the bathroom. I suspect that if somebody came back to life after having seen the afterlife, our first question would be, “Are there enough toilets over there?”