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Our cakes are CRAP-TASTIC!

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Welcome to what may be the all-time best installment of our popular feature, “Stuff Maybe we Should Have Explained in the Caption, but Didn’t.”

The actual photo caption here tells us this woman is making “cow dung cakes.” That’s pretty much it. Lacking any more information, I must fill in the blanks from my own twisted imagination.

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Dear Ms. Johnson,

I’m afraid our bank will not be able to give you a start-up loan for your unique new venture at this time.

cow dung cakes drop 260We have studied your business plan, and feel that with a Krispy Kreme right next door, local demand just won’t support “Betty’s Yummy Cow Dung Cake Shop.”

Sorry pal, the bathroom’s busy today!

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Oh Lord, now I’ve REALLY done it!

PERU/I had to go and have three cups of coffee this morning at a place where the only men’s room is the site of the Bathroom Bodybuilding Competition, popularly known as “Pottybuilding.”

Pottybuilding! Of all the stupid sports!

And it sure doesn’t help that I took a harsh laxative last night before going to bed.