Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, summer is almost here, and once again we’re faced with that annual problem. You know the one.
You put on an unsightly 200 pounds over the winter and you’re embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit?
No! The problem is, when I go to the beach I have to take a blanket and keep track of it and everything, and it’s such a hassle I just stay home and feel sorry for myself.
Ah. Then help is on the way, with this new combo swimsuit and beach blanket. The space-age design Lets you lounge on the beach and soak up the sun, and then take it with you when you run into the water.